I went to the dentist today... all clean and shiny (just a sec... gotta go get a coffee)... ok I'm back. Yessirree those tobacco stains are all gone...
Why is so smoking great...
1. What better way to nurse a really pissed off moment than to retreat to a smoke and a little privacy?
2. The curl of smoke off the end of a but visible in the light of a computer monitor in a quiet room is magic.
3. A glass of scotch (with just one lil'ice cube) just 'works' with a smoke.
4. A smoke is the perfect thing for your left hand when you right hand is busy holding a coffee cup.
5. When you really need tobacco for a joint your prepared.
6. When you go camping, you only need three packs of smokes instead of all that food stuff...
8. There is no better way to cause a bus to arrive at the bus stop than to light up a smoke.
9. Smokers are rarely negatively impacted by the thick smoke of a 'smoking friendly social setting' like a bar or party.
11. On the one hand, chocolate bars, black forest cakes, donuts, little boxes of candies, ice cream, cookies and did I mention chocolate bars? On the other hand... cigarettes.