Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto

!!!

The sheer volume of sarcasm that lives here (lj) is just phenomenal... and - of course - it's been spilling over into my real world like Niagara falls...

Stopped, in traffic, at a red light...

George: "Dad? are we there yet...?"
Me: "Yup... take off your belt and hop out!"
George: "huh? DAD!!! Look out the window... theres car's everywhere!"
Me: (looking at an incredulous Z who is staring back...) "Um, George, look, I was kidding and I just wanted to say that I'm sorry I'm being all sarcastic and teasing you... It's just that you just asked me if we were there yet while we stop at this traffic light about 85 seconds after pulling out of our laneway... "

No, seriously though... I'm WAY WAY too sarcastic with the kids... they're going to get is shit all the way through high school and it's gonna be all my fault... :D
Subscribe

  • shiver

    You know that shiver you get through your shoulder blades and down your back when you feel cold. Maybe you’ve just left the restaurant and you’re…

  • selfie

    as I read and read and read about "Selfies"... I quietly say to myself... "um... yeah, tell me again how selfies are a new thing." lol. :)

  • Monday, February 17, 2014

    Hiya. :) Today was one of those “oh look… LJ is still there” days. Oh how I miss the old days when LJ was pretty much a playground filled with my…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 20 comments

  • shiver

    You know that shiver you get through your shoulder blades and down your back when you feel cold. Maybe you’ve just left the restaurant and you’re…

  • selfie

    as I read and read and read about "Selfies"... I quietly say to myself... "um... yeah, tell me again how selfies are a new thing." lol. :)

  • Monday, February 17, 2014

    Hiya. :) Today was one of those “oh look… LJ is still there” days. Oh how I miss the old days when LJ was pretty much a playground filled with my…