Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto

... somebody tell a joke..

Read these outloud... no, you don't have to speak french.

Pas de caique, pas de caique, becasse, mane,
Bec ami est coquille a ce vaste Assise ou Cannes
Roulette et n'epate eden marcou y debit
Aine petit inedit, oh, vaine, fort bebe ennemi.

or

Un petit d'un petit
S'etonne aux Halles
Un petit d'un petit
Ah degres tefallent
Indolent qui ne sort cesse
Indolent qui ne se mene
Qu'importe un petit d'un petit
Tout Gai de Requennes.

(they are taken from a book called "Mots D'Heures: Gousses, Rames" - The d'Antin Manuscript)



Well the book, which does exist... is a pure parody... Take the Title... "Mots D'Heures: Gousses, Rames", read that outloud... it should sound like Mother Goose Rhymes.

Those are two familiar poems... the first...
"Patti cake, patti cake.... "

... the second...
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall... "
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