Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
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The Official Birthday wishlist...

Music:
~ sting... the police... I own none... time to change that...
~ bnl... any... again.. I own none... never too late to add bare naked ladies to your life....

Geek toy:
~ the Creative Labs Nomad II 64 meg mp3 player with radio...

Hard Core Geek:
~ AMD Athlon 1.47 ghz pocessor
~ ABIT Motherboard
~ 256 megs DDRAM

Coupons:
~ "redeamable anywhere anytime blow job"
~ "here is my ass, just don't leave marks"
~ "get out of jail free"
~ "Go ahead, rent death, boobs, guns, asian people kicking the crap out of white folks, explosions... I'll watch"

Is this too much? Um... any combination will please me...
But it's not like I usually ask for a lot?
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    You know that shiver you get through your shoulder blades and down your back when you feel cold. Maybe you’ve just left the restaurant and you’re…

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