Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto
  • Mood: sleepy
  • Music: Everclear - Wonderful
Fortune cookies:

... next time u get a fortune cookie... when u read it add "in bed." to the end of the sentence. This is rich... really kinda makes 'em sound loads better.

Today my cookie read: "Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals."
So... "Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals in bed." just sounds a lot better, don't ya think?
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