(m) "hi, I'd like something spicy"
(v) "you like'a spiceee?"
(m) "yea... hurt me."
So I'm in the elevator returning to the geek-base... and I nibble on the bit of the sausage sticking out from the bun...
I've only just managed to put the flames out that were shooting from the top of my head. I am gonna be a real prize in the next meeting.... If there is a god, let her ensure that I do not burp!!!"