Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto

so...

Ignoring for a moment the fact that the napkin it's wrapped in - if consumed - prol'y has more nutritional value, I'm hungry so I bought a venda-dog... ya know... street vender... lil'habachi a flaming away...
(m) "hi, I'd like something spicy"
(v) "you like'a spiceee?"
(m) "yea... hurt me."

So I'm in the elevator returning to the geek-base... and I nibble on the bit of the sausage sticking out from the bun...

I've only just managed to put the flames out that were shooting from the top of my head. I am gonna be a real prize in the next meeting.... If there is a god, let her ensure that I do not burp!!!"
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