Have u seen this move?
You know Kubric (the director) died shortly after the movie was completed, right?
Well, now have at least two reasonable causes of death!
Either he died while trying to live out the fantasy of his outstandingly pornographic imagination or he simply expired while waiting for one of ANY ACTOR IN THE FILM to deliver his or her next phuking line ... and they had to just end the movie there.
Not since reading Great Expectations in high school (you remember that one right, where Pip - the main dude - takes, like 47 pages to walk up the street) have I been subjected to so many drawn-out, needlessly extended GAPS between spoken words.
OMG... what a joke.