Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless

TP woah

So, I'm on the can at work... (oh shush) and despite the fancy-spuncy TP dispensers, the roll is sitting on top if the dispenser ... possibly the service person was too rushed or unable to open said fancy-spancy device... Regardless... There I sit and when the time comes I grab the roll and unravel my intentioned squares.
Yeah... and this is where I fumble.
The roll drops, bounces, and lands in a vast unrolling that begins OUT OF REACH from in the stall... and extends all the way across the bathroom... like some pathetic road map back to the guy in stall number one who is quietly cursing the fancy-spancy dispenser.
Le sigh.
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