Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
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corto

Sunday, April 12



That... That is called a "Breath Right Strip".
It is one of the greatest inventions of all time.
Insulin, Telephone, Latex Clothing, and ... Breath Right Strips.
If you have no nasal'y issues... then fine.
But if you do... you have got to try these things.
ps. cost-co has the best deal in town. :)

So... is today easter?
What's easter monday for?

I thought easter was all about (besides the marsh-mellow chicks and chocolate eggs) jesus (who always gets "hey-suse"ed when I say it) rising from the dead.
So they nail him to the cross... when was that? On Good Friday? Seriously... that's a "day" that gets called "good"?
Fine... then "he rises three days hence...", so is that today or Monday?
I get the feeling it's Monday... zombie day...

Which brings me to my point...
What is so special about today? It's just another Sunday... right?

Yesterday was grocery day...
As was the thinking of every one else in the universe.
Seriously... it was crazy time in the grocery store.
But I had my list... and a good grocery list gives you awesome powers in a grocery store.

wearing
~ a pj shirt... white shirt from some even in 2006
~ pj pants... the height of comfort
~ and a house-coat... which, surprisingly is not a universally understood term. A giant terry-cloth "coat" you wear around the "house" to stay warm before you get dressed. How is this complicated?
planning
~ ah... well... it's almost 10:00 AM and nobody is awake. Nobody but us chickens.
~ so I have no plans... I'm just drinking coffee... playing on my laptop and looking forward to a hot hot shower. :)
~ we went to have an easter dinner with Suz's family last night... Several add-ons... sister and family of an SIL and the cousin and ancient aunt of a BIL... nice new peeps to talk to. Was nice... :)
wishing
~ you could taste my nummi oreo truffles. I saw a recipe for 'em on lj in picturing_food and was well inspired. :D

(thank you amicablebitch for the inspiration)

Birthday moments...
From two days ago!!! April 10...
Happy birthday kissekat... and that you're winning whatever battle you are lost in...
and to you, henman... Happy birthday. May the year ahead treat you well and keep the peeps you love close and happy. :)
And yesterday... April 11
Happy birthday fireguy455... I hope you're happy and healthy my friend and that you enjoyed your day.


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We watched Religulous...
All of us...
The Boys loved it.
Bill managed to use some shocking language... but where Ed found humour in the ridiculous characters ... Geo was absorbing every word.
:) ar ar ar...
I wanna bring my boys up right...
And that means doing what I can reasonably do to avoid them develop any crazy mass hystaria notions about organized crazy... er... organized religion.
This movie was a nice piece of that. :)

Nick and Norahs Endless Playlist... was nice late night fair...
and "They Call Me Bruce"... very lame. But if you dig the Bruce... there's nothing to complain about. :)

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Dear Oprah
I enjoyed watching you're idiot friend Gail squirm about the advice being given to moms of 15 year old girls...
Deal Gail
You are a retarded, and mostly stupid, waste of air.
Oprahs sex therapist chick... the one that smiles like Goldie Hawn... was talking about "Having the talk" with girls...
So...
10 years old... is a good age to give 'em the mechanics talk. Dispell the illusions, tell 'em the truth, and no, it's not about sex... it's about the "mechanics".
11-14... the "love" and "emotion" story... empowering with information about the impact of the "mechanics" on your life and the lives of your friends... Start talking about self-stim (yes, masturbation)...
15 - 16... Talk about clitoral vibrators...

Why?
a) 10 year olds are hearing ALL about it at school... like it or not. Best they get the facts.
b) 13 year old girls are giving head... yes they are. And that means that 13 year old boys are getting head. Get your head out of the sand.
c) (and I loved this bit) a 15 year old girl needs to know that the amazing and wonderful feeling she's getting as she and her boy play doctor... is not "his power" but rather, it is her power and she should own it... not believe that it is something "he gives" to her... She can be very keen on how it feels to be making out with him... but she can take care of herself - tyvm - and she does not need a boy to get that feeling.

Why why?
~ because it's Oprah and it's all about being controversial. :D lol.

/
Sarah Connor season ender... was rightous and awsome and wicked and ... wi-kkkk-eddddd!!!!!!
wicked! :D
~ yes, this means I liked it. :D
Oh sweet mercy... I liked it.
It had everything I wanted it to have. Honestly... I had a convo with a coworker-dude on Friday about this...
My wish list... was the actual show. How freaking cool is that!! :D
(and I'm being careful to not give anything away... because most of you don't get it till Monday night. :D)

~ k.. .see ya. :D
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