Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
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Wednesday, July 16



Ring Ring
Hello?
Good morning... Mr. Corto?
Yes.
This is Mr. Giant Loser Man, at Sears.
Yes...
Did someone reach you yesterday about your furniture order?
No.
Ah... well, it seems that we've...
Yes?
We've lost your order.
Pardonay-Moi?
Our trace came back as a complete blank.
So there is no quality control to check up on an order in your system for FOUR MONTHS (after taking all of our money) to verify order status and progress?
Huh?
Ohmyfuckinggodyouhavegotobefuckingkiddingme?
Yes... I understand that you are upset. This is very embarrassing for me.
And you're not a very good dresser.
Pardon?
Nothing. Look... what are my options?
Well... we could place the order again... but it will take four months.
I'm going to talk to my partner and we'll get back to you. Grrrrrrrr!

planning
~ working all day from my home office...
~ take the boys to the driving range at the end of the work day...
~ write about Big Brother...
~ to carry out a Jihad against the furniture department at Sears...
Things I'm enjoying
~ Big Bang Theory (downloading and watching from the beginning... Is fun. :D)
~ Wii Mario Kart Racing... my license number is: 5370-2064-0362
wishing
~ for the stars to continue conspiring to bring great happiness into the life and times of "The Notorious Kim" (nbbmom).
~ that sirenity tips the scales on the side of great happiness...
~ for sweet relief to find arlyn
~ that ninneviane gets a baseball cap with GEEK written across the front in gold letters...
~ and big congrats out to mrssuperbad on the birth of her little girl, Lainy. :D

Birthday moments...
Ack... I totally missed modernarchetype's birthday yesterday (15th). A very happy birthday to you sugar and I hope the year ahead keeps you and your family in good health and peels of laughter. :)
And for today... a very happy birthday to my own personal sugar... babyfatz - who no longer uses Lj or reads my journal so she's not going to see this - but she will see her birthday prezzies when she gets home from work today. :) May your personal goals become your personal triumphs.

//
"Alabama Attorney General Troy King"... the guy that got sex toys outlawed in Alabam... has been kicked out of his house by his wife after she caught him with a sex toy shoved up his Alabum. Worst thing for her? The sex toy was actual anatomy of a young man pressed up against Troy. HAHAHAHAHAHA...
(borrowed from sugar-kit)

/
I keep staring out the window towards the end of the laneway...
Like I can cause the delivery truck to show up...
~ I'm currently waiting for a) my iPhone (sigh) and b) a fifty foot Cat-5 cable. The 50' cable is to hook my pioneer tv up to the router. It's got a dhcp client inside and I do believe I'll be able to figure out how to make it show files stored on my pc... although I many need to use some kind of media server... we'll see.
tap tap tap tap... !!! :)


~ k... see ya. :D
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