funniest thing I've heard in ages:
Was on the radio and I can't find the sound bite anywhere...

But it was "sound only" from Rachel Ray as she prepared a pork loin for roasting.
I kid you not... so funny...

"You can almost get your hand all the way around it...
Now... drizzle on some oil... rub it in...
Oh this is really coming back in style...
a real treat for date-night."