Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto

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Ok, this is totally bogus... I mean you're gonna think this is dumb... but it can't be any worse than the "run through your darkened house holding a clean mr. coffee type pot in front of your face using a flashlight to see" ... (that's a blast by the way)

Can you mumble? mumble kinda loud? with a snear in your voice? Try! Try saying "Chicks" with a loud mumbly snear. ok, now say it again, except this time... say "Chicks with dicks" ... now forgetting - if at fraking possible - to ignore the social, physical, etc. connotations or images that are slammed up into your frontal lobes when you say this. It is a classic word pair perfectly tuned for the loud mumbly snear voice. Ya almost hiss the S in "chicks".

K.
I'm done. I'll stop now.
~ goes back to work on a more worthwhile journal entry.
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