steps up the counter...
Hi... here's a warm little container of my pee... and my lab req. 
Can you write my name on it?
Oh..! mind the lid... lol... just kidding... thank you.
smiles and walks away

~ been to the lab, the drug store (LOL... a big ol'chocolate bar display-rack smack dab in the middle of the tampon isle!!!), grocery store and home.
busy busy busy...