Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto

Car talk...
Geo: "Pickles are pretty...."
Corto: "ewww..."
G: "what?"
C: "oh come on... pickles aren't pretty..."
G: "Yes they are... What's wrong with a pickle?"
C: "Ug!! They're pocked with warty things... their ugly green... they're slimey... they're shapped like pooh!"
G: "AH-HA... I knew it. You're a Foodist."
C: "Oh look... the corn is coming up..."
G: "Oh and I suppose there's something wrong with the corn... FOODIST... FOODIST... FOODIST."
C: "Oh stop it..."
G: "Foodist!!"
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