Survivor XIV: The Toilet-Seat Edition
The Hate Stacie Show
Where in... it all starts to pull at the seams, and we get the feeling that that the end is near. Jeff’s brought out a mud game, and we’re feel’en all sorry for people with disgusting trick knees, people getting wronged, and other people being ... just despicable. This all must mean that the Loved One’s episode is coming soon. For now, however, there’s nothing "loved ones" about the dog-eat-dog show that’s going down now.
Survivor 14... in 14 seconds...
(aka "The show in as few words as possible")
Oh look, Dreamz is on the outs with everyone, and stacie’s still a kick ass bitch. Reward is a muddy game of lacross catch, with Stacie sling-shotting the winning ball, and Mookie having his own private Idaho. Stacy and her "team" go and wash up in luxury and eat yummi stuff. Then it’s all about Mookie being more of a dick, searching Yao’s stuff, and running around yelling that the sky is falling when he finds the little idol. They play burninator battleships for immunity, and little miss angry pants herself wins (Stacie). They go to council and Jeff lets all the colour drain out of Mook, then everyone else fry’s his hiney.
It’s night and Dreamz doesn’t have an alliance. Does that mean we can’t see the black guy in da'hood? Well of course not, because they have heavy duty freaky night-shot video and there ain’t nuth’en as trippy looking as Dreamz in night-shot video. But he is on the outside of everyone else’s alliance. The 28th morning and Stacie is still as mean as a snake. Dreamz wants to make nice nice with the idiots (mook and the-nut-case-psycho-flip-chart-that-used-t
"It doesn’t make much difference... not really." Hahaha... As Yao-man responds to team-idiot, after they search his stuff, find the idol and want to know "What you’re going to do about it?" I mean... paraphrase time but Yao had this "how come you guys are so amazingly stupid?" look on his face. It was great.
Stacie, once again endearing herself to everyone, comments that the boys (mook and alex, aka Team Idiot) will be "... lucky if they get fed." God, you just know she must such a huge wicked nasty retch.
Gotta be Jeff asking team-idiot how if felt to be snakes and rats.
Jeff’s Fun Filled Fiery Adventure
(aka "Tribal Council")
Not a happy place for Mookie. Hahaha...
~ DID YOU HEAR Boo’s knee pop back in? Ewwwww!
~ clearly alex has run out of his medication.