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Survivor XIV Update!!

Survivor XIV: The Toilet-Seat Edition



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Where in... the bone head boys get played... but good! Mrs. Unlikely wins reward and the camera club gets to go on a floating pic-nic, and then they all take off on a wild ride to a "gotcha finish" with Take That Suckka as the phrase of the day.



Survivor 14... in a minute.
(aka "The show in as few words as possible")
25 days in and Bula Bula land is firmly of two minds: Mookie’s; and Earl’s. Alex calls Mook out, as in "is that an idol in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" ‘cuz he want’s the Mook to share. Boo replaces Misha in Camp Earl and they head off to the "Blow To Your Self Esteem" reward game... and Stacie takes the hardest hit. Cassy and her freakish gums win a lunch date on a ritzy cabin cruiser and she takes Boo, Dreamez and Yao-man along for company. That’s all it takes to put Dream-boy on the fence, and next thing you know, he tells Earl about Mook’s idol. They decide to gun for Alex. Immunity is all about having little feet and having the body mass of a gecko, wedged on little toe-holds between two poles. Yao-man gets the first Immunity necklace. Dream-boy sees the idol move from Mook to Alex, and tells Earl... so they decide to fry Mookie. Uncertainty rules, so they switch over to Edgado. Meanwhile, back in camp idiot, Mookie, Alex and Egardo think Dre’s their back and that Cassy will make a good spead for loser toast if they idol out. Off to the fire to vote all over the place, watch Alex give up the idol to stay safe and in the end??? He doesn’t get a single vote. Egardo gets enough... and he’s totally toasted to crisp.
Big fun? Jeff tells em the idol gets re-hidden and new clues go to Exile island. Weeee... :D

Fav Quotes
"Who do you not want to see after the game?" is a question in the reward game... and everybody said Stacie. Jeff seemed to relish reading this out... like... she must be a real bitch in camp or something.

MMM
Edgardo’s face when he’s voted off... hahahaha...

Jeff’s Fun Filled Fiery Adventure
(aka "Tribal Council")
Yeah... so everyone is voting all over the place but none for Alex. Jeff hardly has to do any work, as they are all just moments away from total distressed anarchy.

Z’Crystal Ball!!
k... Yoa-man for the win. !!

Two Things...
~ Survivor XV is gonna be in China.
~ Next week teaser shows Mook and Alex searching Yao-man’s stuff. Bad mojo, that!!
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