Dinner... we're having the first bbq of the season.
shrimp, burgers, dogs... yum.
George: "My burger tastes like cow..."
Ed: "hahaha... it smells like cow!"
Mom: "Well... that makes sense."
Ed: "?"
G: "that's because it is cow!"
E: "Well what's this?" (holds up hotdog)
Dad: "Pig... oh wait... all-beef... that's cow too."
Ed holds his hotdog up to his glass of milk...
"Hey you... d'ya recognize anything?"