Survivor XIV: The Toilet-Seat Edition
Where in... we all come to realize, without the tiniest doubt, that Boo has at least one relative that has passed away within seconds of saying "hey everybody... watch this!".
Survivor 14... in 14 seconds...
(aka "The show in as few words as possible")
So yeah, Camp Total Losers is all about licking fricking leaves for dew drops... and collapsing from dehydration, meanwhile over at Club Med they’re burping and fluffing pillows! ... Pillows! Alas, the life of leisure and sloth is not in the offing for Captain BFE. To start, Boo looks like the mug shot of some whacked out coke dealer after the car crash with each eye appearing to operate independently of the other, oh, and one is swollen shut. Yeah, so with that going for him, Boo begins to ... what? Chop the axe towards his body cutting something awkward. OMFG! So he ends up with a gashed hand, hacked leg, munged up eye... and then the hammock breaks with him in it. Bwaahahaha... Camp loser is eating raw clams peeled off slimy rocks... searching across the island for food. Fainting, dehydrated, empty guts... and Erica finds a veritable gold mine of Pineapples beside the camp. They gorge. I’m guessing it’s camp poops-a-lot by morning. Game time is all about the whole shebang again. Reward and Immunity. Fishing gear galor and immunity on the line. It was a game of tire-yourself-out in a boat race, then put together a puzzle. Ravu (camp loser) had this in spades with a great race... then the stupids hit with full force. Erica begins to wail like a large poodle with a red hot poker up it’s ass and everyone is appropriately creeped out. They lose. Club Med gets the gear and Earl gets sent to Snake Land. He kills a snake and worries about how it will look on TV. Jeff drags ‘em up to fire and gets mz busy pants (Sylvia) to do her bossy thing ("we have to pick a leader") and while they all dislike Sylvia, they dislike the poodle a whole hulluva lot more. They chuck Erica.
"Boo is gonna hurt himself out of the game!"
Cut scene, view of campers, and SSSSSNAP! The hammock breaks, and yeah, Boo’s in it.
Over-riding image from the show is Boo with his eye swollen shut and munged, then him whacking away with the axe, impaling himself and as-if he’s cursed... the hammock snapping.
Jeff’s Fun Filled Fiery Adventure
(aka "Tribal Council")
Ravu crawls into TC... pineapple coursing though their intestines and between grunting Jeff gets Sylvia to say some rot about "we have to pick a leader tomorrow". Things do not look good for Sylvia and her bossy-ways. However for now... they’re all about voting off the crazy poodle.
~ That Mookie guy... um, he’s like, on Lilo And Stitch right?
~ I’m really digging the scenic segues and the landscape. Awesome place.