Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
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Amazing Race 10 Update!!

Amazing Race 10 Update!!



Oh Yippeee



They're off... and racing towards the final three. Two bitchy black cleaning ladies, a couple of emo tard’s blabb’en on about being ex-drug addicts, the dysfunctional, well neigh freaking-retarded couple that alternate between profession their undying love and wishing one another dead, and the “were once pageant girls, and still have the teeth to prove it” dates scramble around Casablanca. Only three avoid the tacky piano accompaniment to their Pitt Stop arrival.



Good Afternoon Race Fans...
(aka “The show, in as few words as possible!")
Alrighty then...
~ Drive to Casablanca and find a clue box in some random park. Oh and everyone spend time dissing out the pageants because they are the debbil.
~ Roadblock with some camel kabobs, and try not to puke the second they flash on the separated camel head, tongue hang’en out, dead on the hook... blech. And the debbils jump to 2nd place.
~ Fly to Barcelona, and therefore disregard any “first, second, etc.” crap because it’s another stupid Airport Bunch-Up.
~ Girls gone wild...er, I mean, the Pageants pull ahead after they all rush around in a maze for a minute, then...
~ clue it to a Detour: walk around with a “giant” costume attached to your shoulders or get pelted with Tomatoes and search for a tomato encased clue. Of course, Rob and Kim go absofuckinglutely mental in this one. She’s bawling, a bunch of theoretically “locals” (I’m thinking crew, myself) are beaning her with tomatoes from 25 ft. and Robs blowing a panic gasket as his nut-bar date goes super-quitter on him.
~ bolt for the mat so Cap’n Big Hands can tell you your in the final three... unless you’re the pageants... They got toasted on the “walk with a giant” thing... lost and late and, never had a chance. Bummer. Now the only things that jiggle in the show will be the cleaning lady’s herd of ass cheeks.

The Good
The “Pelt them with tomatoes” game. Period. Excellent. With a well organized assault, they could have downed Kim and kept her there! :)

The Bad
Holy crap... that Carmen is one snotty little biatch!! Her version of support was to bitch out at her partner eating the camel kabobs for every freaking bite. No seriously... I’m totally sick of that bitch.

The Ugly
The way everyone got so badly on the pageants case about stuff that was all basically them playing the game... the same game, played the same way, as any one of the whiney wankers.

The Exceptionally Pathetic
Rob... crying on the Matt with Phil. What a pussy. One minute she’s blowing a million dollars by quitting and ragg’en out on him big, the next he’s whimpering about his love for her. Whatever. Suffer one another forever for all I care.

The Losers
Bummer about the Pageants.
They were twenty times more fun than the other teams combined.

The Winners…
Don’t care...
Well, ok... the emo twits.
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