Amazing Race 10 Update!!
Revenge Of The Hand
And they're off... to China where Captain Giant Hands (no really, have you looked at Phil's hands?) gets to bitch slap some minorities around and we get a good dose of a dozen new teams of stereotypes being idiots in foreign countries. Yes indeed... Amazing Race is here again. :)
Good Afternoon Race Fans...
(aka “The show, in as few words as possible!")
The racers...
Artificial Leg Girl and her slave boy...
The Muslims... big, fat, hairy men in dresses and cool hats.
The models or "stick-figure" team...
Actual Beauty Queens... and don't you forget it.
Billy Fucking Bob and his wife slash cousin
Asian Brothers... who look like they have real Digi-mons
PATHETIC Homophobic Dad and his muff dive'en daughter.
Herundi Vee Bakshi and his wife from the old country.
Honest To Goodness Cheerleaders. (explodes)
"Recovering Models" (omg... low rent drug kids that got lucky with a photo shoot)
Two black single moms... dripping with stereotypes
and, of course...
Two Richard Simons clones that just vibrate with gayness ... they produce a gayness distortion in the air surrounding them.
K?
Got that?
So they bolt from Seattle, some after learning how to actually turn on a car without messing with them wires under the dash, and head directly to China.
Two flights, an hour apart, gets 'em all in two camps.
Demonstrating an unusually enormous degree of stupid, the Asian guys whip out squirt guns IN THE AIRPORT and start shooting the other players. Needless to say, this ended.
They chow down on fish eyes at a Road Block,
And then boogie to the Forbidden city, and the Meridian Gate...
Where Phil steps in out of nowhere to fry the last place team. More specifically, the Muslims, the Men in Dresses, and also known - apparently - as "the beards" (by Arti, Herundi's wife). It's not really politically incorrect unless it's being said by whitey. :)
And they continue...
The cyborg springs an actual hydraulic-fluids leak and soldiers on...
Detour sends the fags and cheerleaders to get down with some dancing tai chi thing and everyone else to laying bricks in a patio pattern. Likely an easy task... except everyone is really really dumb.
Then it's up a vertical wall to the pit stop, laying $20k in the recovering model boys hands as first place... and sending Herundi and his wife packing from last place.
I'm guessing The Hand goes after the asians next...
The Good
They gay guys are going to be very entertaining... and the cheerleaders are so bubbly flippen cliché... again... likely to be entertaining. :)
The Bad
Muslim guy number one, shakes dudes hand in airport and then refuses to shake the woman’s hand a moment later, saying some rot about religion ...
The Ugly
Daddy Duke, moved to tears as he calls his daughter a let-down... Um, yeah, bite me.
The Exceptionally Pathetic
The cyborg's pet yelling encouraging crap at her during competitions... is going to make my ears bleed.
The Losers
Wow... Phil casts off the eastern religions pretty quick. But dude... can you see those muslim guys climbing that rope-loop thing at the pit stop? nfw!!
The Winners…
And the big money goes to... no idea... yet. :)
