Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto

... and the following is ... clearly TMI.
In fact, it's not TMI so much as it's just plain gross!!!
Big bowl of chili for lunch.
Yummi, with shredded cheese, nacho chips and sour cream.
hmmmm. good.

yeah, well so I was just on the long walk to the BIG stapler because, I had a big stapl'en job to do.
and I ... go the urge to crack off a burner...
So instead of running unnecessary risks... and with a can of chili in ma belli, I go to the can, settle in...
and let it fly.
No big dump... but the gas! OMG if just wafts out ... I look down and I can see the water rippling from the wind.
Now you'd think... ick... big stinky fart.
And you'd be wrong.
I swear on a double stack of bibles... it smelled EXACTLY the same as the bowl of chili.

I'm really on the fence as to whether this says more about the fart... or the chili.
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