Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless

I have the answer!!

The solution to the current problem in the middle east.

All the media organization just have to agree to start calling the "Hezballa"
... the "Blah Blah Blah"

After, like, three days of senior Blah Blah Blah Crew Chiefs; Ackmed and Mujibar, will be having a flip attack over all the "Blah Blah Blah"s in print and coming from the talking heads.

CNN: "And we're live with Mujibar Nez-Lala, Regional sub-commander of the Blah Blah Blah..."
MN: "No! Stop that. Hezballa! Not that Blah Blah thing!!"
CNN: "Yesssss, as I was saying Nez-Lala of the Blah Blah Blah and he's prepared to issue a...."
MN: "Ahhhhhh!! NO You are not listening! Why are you not listening? HERE ME! DOG... We of the Blah Blah Blah... ahhh SHIT, I mean the Hezballa, ..."

And you know... they'd get so freaking pre-occupied with the whole thing... they'd stop provoking Josh...
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