teach your children well...
Dear Everybody...
For goodness sake...
Teach your children to cook.
Start when they are 3 years old and never let up.
Period.
::::::::
There are fat people...
... and there are skinny people.
Often it is the case that these people have very little choice in the distinction.
This is understood by right thinking people.
It's only the sadly naive peeps that think;
a) all fat people got that way because they like snickers bars and
b) all skinny people are the lucky ones.
I know plenty of friends that eat balanced and nutritional diets... occasional indulgences but ... they pay attention.
Regardless they are big and they will always be that way.
Because fat bottom girls make the world go around ... this is really not a problem (smack!!!)
I know a few women who are ... unhappily thin, and there is really no solution out there for them.
Eat abusively with no discernible change.
Rarely do clothes look good, and believe me... no clothes looks outstandingly worse.
I mention all of that because I want to be clear that there are people for whom choice is not the issue.
And by extension... there are also people for whom choice is exactly the issue, and there they waddle... overweight specifically because THEY CANNOT COOK.
So they buy prepackaged everything, or eat at McDeath every other day, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.
You will give your child more than you can imagine...
... when you give them the gift of cooking.
What's that? You don't know how to cook?
Then LEARN.
Sweet mercy people...
You doom yourself to a life of medical problems, fluctuating weight, grow extra left arms, start to glow and likely get ten different kinds of cancer if you only ever eat things other people or machines cooked for you.
Especially the stuff shoved in package and sold to you from the freezer section.
Ok... sorry.
I'll stop.
~ wait... one more thing;
if you honestly have no clue ... how to cook anything.
Tell me... I'll teach you to cook something.
If you want to learn... I'll help.
Tell me about your living conditions... kitchen? any pots and pans? do you have a freezer? What do you order when you go out? What do you like?
For goodness sake...
Teach your children to cook.
Start when they are 3 years old and never let up.
Period.
::::::::
There are fat people...
... and there are skinny people.
Often it is the case that these people have very little choice in the distinction.
This is understood by right thinking people.
It's only the sadly naive peeps that think;
a) all fat people got that way because they like snickers bars and
b) all skinny people are the lucky ones.
I know plenty of friends that eat balanced and nutritional diets... occasional indulgences but ... they pay attention.
Regardless they are big and they will always be that way.
Because fat bottom girls make the world go around ... this is really not a problem (smack!!!)
I know a few women who are ... unhappily thin, and there is really no solution out there for them.
Eat abusively with no discernible change.
Rarely do clothes look good, and believe me... no clothes looks outstandingly worse.
I mention all of that because I want to be clear that there are people for whom choice is not the issue.
And by extension... there are also people for whom choice is exactly the issue, and there they waddle... overweight specifically because THEY CANNOT COOK.
So they buy prepackaged everything, or eat at McDeath every other day, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.
You will give your child more than you can imagine...
... when you give them the gift of cooking.
What's that? You don't know how to cook?
Then LEARN.
Sweet mercy people...
You doom yourself to a life of medical problems, fluctuating weight, grow extra left arms, start to glow and likely get ten different kinds of cancer if you only ever eat things other people or machines cooked for you.
Especially the stuff shoved in package and sold to you from the freezer section.
Ok... sorry.
I'll stop.
~ wait... one more thing;
if you honestly have no clue ... how to cook anything.
Tell me... I'll teach you to cook something.
If you want to learn... I'll help.
Tell me about your living conditions... kitchen? any pots and pans? do you have a freezer? What do you order when you go out? What do you like?