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Tuesday, June 6


~ crazy person smile... beware.

And the "beware" thing has nothing to do with the 666 deal. Due to a very bad night of drinking, Julian, the guy that made our calendars, was actually asleep during 000. So he started things up a day late, today is really 667 and look... nothing happened yesterday.

(k, that was pretty weak huh... :D)

It's a work day.. a day to go and live inside the dusty, thick maroon weave of my cubicle... THEREFORE it's abso-fucking-lootly beautiful outside.
It is very distressing that I have not yet been approached by a rich foreigner and asked to ... I dunno, "hold this package and wait for my call" or something and been given enough cold-hard-cash to basically retire ... and hence, enjoy all these lovely days. I'd really like to just take the next five years off... you know, to get "settled" in the new house and maybe write a book or something.

We powered back another two hours of 24 last night... fun. :)
Oh, and I managed to catch a few minutes of dead like me. Peanut... grows on me. I'm pretty sure it's her permanent pucker. :)

I got an email from lulu yesterday ... "Your order has shipped..." (I feel like Calvin waiting for his propeller beanie to show up).

wearing
~ black ftls
~ and he's in the gray/blue-ish dress pants again... they have cuffs... they fit... and I am so enjoying that. :)
~ a white t... and a beige short sleeve "nice shirt". :)
planning
~ work work work. Kill me... just get a gun, and shoot me down. Ok wait, considering the number of you that pack heat... I ought to not joke like that...
~ I gotta see a man about a horse... sigh.
~ no soccer tonight ... and ... if geo is feeling up to it (wasn't last night) ... the skate park for sure. :)
~ more 2-4 tonight (the TV show... I haven't started drinking beer)
wishing
~ that kristiseriously enjoys her excitement... and that stone looks fabo!!
~ to remind krzy... call your bro!
~ to welcome ayoub to his own private world. May you find great and rewarding ways to share it. :)
~ and to congratulate lique on getting hitched... and finding so much joy in her life. :D

///
Look, things are clearly getting out of hand now.
This whole "home grown" terrorist thing... we have to nip it in the bud.
And I have the answer.
No more Net for brown people.
Bottom line... right there... a solution practically tea-bagging us as we sit slack jawed over the notion that these darn terror-kids are getting their training and radicalization from the demonic internet.
We need a massive installation of the Brown Filter.
Then they'd all have to go back to Afghanistan to get training... and we have armies over there ready to blow them up when they arrive at Camp Iyagoboom.
So there you have it... The Brown Filter and keep blowing everything up in Afghanistan.
See how easy it is when you ... you know... act decisively.
oh... and we'd have to outlaw all organized religion too...
well, except for the ones that believe in Jesus...
because he was a real guy...
not like all those made up prophet dudes.
They just cause trouble.
Okay, so in review...
~ The Brown Filter
~ Blow up Afghanistan
~ and end all religions except the real ones from the US.
Alright?
Is that a plan?

//
Clearly... when the evil foreigners decide to attack... they had better not do a Red Dawn kind of drop into Montana... at least, not if they don't want to see American Might flex bad ass all over their sorry invading bums. k, no really... if you live in Montana and own a flack jacket... put your hand up?

/
When skinny people wear it... it's urban chic,
and when fat people wear it... they're slobs.
Despite out vast smartypant-ness...
We have soooo much to learn.


K, time to be busy. :D
See ya.
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