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Survivor XII Finale.

Survivor XII: Exile Island!!



The End...



Where in... ... the fat lady sings.



Survivor 12... in 12 seconds...
(aka "The show in as few words as possible")
Cerie makes fire... Dani makes fire... Cerie's fire goes out... Dani's fire goes out...
Cerie makes fire... Dani makes fire... Cerie's fire goes out... Dani's fire goes out...
bah!
Cerie makes fire... Dani makes fire... Cerie's fire goes out... Dani's ... doesn't.
Terry (d'uh) wins a challenge and gets food and a cot.
This helps him not at all... and he loses the final immunity... followed closely by Aras.
Dani wins final immunity because she weighs eighteen pounds and can balance on a floaty thing.
Dani takes Aras to final two and Terry gets hosed.
Aras gets drunk, falls on some rocks, smashes a bottle, cuts his hand and his back... gets stitches and ... is a big dork.
They (Aras and Dani) go to final council and Dani gets lube-free anal from pretty well everybody. So Aras goes home with a million.
Oh, and the click-in vote gives Cerie the Yukon.
The car, not the province.
The end.

The Details
Details, shmeetails...
Idiot boy Aras won...

Fav Quote
"I am a bird"
That fucking Courtney is a wack job... how the hell did she get past the psych test?

Most Memorable Moment
There was two...
Terry, trying to get back on his lilly pad in the final challenge. I guess that big meal kinda threw his balance off... bwahahahah
And Aras killing himself in slow-mo on the beach, slipping, drunk, on a rock, smashing the bottle and rolling on the broken bits... tool.

The winner...
Jimmy Neutron.

Skull Time
(aka "Tribal Council")
Sally shouldn't wear makeup.
Period.

Two Things...
~ do better next time CBS or I'm gone. I’m getting sick and tired of the standard protocol of “everyone I like gets booted off”. ! :(
~ really not sure if anyone was reading this season, beyond a couple of regs... :) I hope you enjoyed it... I always enjoy trying to write something... however every-single-one-of-them-being-dip-sticks hasn't helped.

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