Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto
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I am surrounded by people who write fricking books below their name...
And, layer on the need to do everything in french and english... and presto...
A two line email message arrives with 25 other lines of text describing every possible detail of the guy who sent it.
i.e. name, job title, street address including city, province... and because someone may not realize... the COUNTRY, and all phone numbers, black berry address, email address... lather, rinse, repeat... except in French.

Note to universe: nobody cares... and including the country... is like giving your granny a clock that displays the year... Believe me... grans will be insulted.
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    You know that shiver you get through your shoulder blades and down your back when you feel cold. Maybe you’ve just left the restaurant and you’re…

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