Survivor XI: Guatemala!
Yes Mass'ser...
Where in... the tribes seem to elect to live together instead of merging, and we get to see pretty much the worst some of these personalities have to offer in the human being department. Jeff sends 'em on a "needle in a wheat field" hunt, and Jamie makes sure we all know he's a nasty little shit that needs a time out with Bubba down in Cell 219.
(edit: hehe... ok, yash/nak mix up sorted... :D)
Survivor 11... in 11 seconds...
(aka "The show in as few words as possible")
Merge without merging so Jamie can be a prick and the ex-Yash can shake in their boots. There's a hidden Idol in the woods, so Rafe took off screaming "Clay? Clay... are you out there?" Jeff lets 'em choose between tons of food or a chance at immunity... and the players work their flat heads. Gary has the flattest head, and Jamie has the fattest... and while it doesn't bite him this week... (bu bye Brandon) it will definitely cost him next week.
The Details
The Yash show up in the middle of the night and tell 'em all to trade in their buffs... nine red buffs, but two tribes squaring off like crips and bloods. Bj wants to be angry with everyone and Jamie is just being a jack-off playing "I'll say shocking things and blame it on being southern." The ex-Yash slave up good, and all but lick Judd’s ass... doing every chore in camp while the Naks sit there cracking jokes about their new slaves. (holy "ask for abuse, get abused" syndrome man!) Tree Mail shows up telling everyone there’s a six inch secret immunity idol hidden ... somewhere... in ... the... jungle, and the gong sounds as Judd, Jamie, Bj, and Brandon begin going insane looking for it. Rafe stops trying after finding a fist full of hornets, and the girls seem strangely immune to this latest head fuck from Jeff, however Steph does find the time to whine (again) about there not being a "merge banquet". It's game time and Jeff hands 'em a choice between good eats or play for Immunity by balancing a jug on yer head for an hour. Jamie turns this into a bit of a joke by trying to push Bj's buttons and going for more "shock talk". Rafe is in tears, while Judd, Cindy, Bj, Brandon and Gary all end up tied, so they have to race up a "ruin" with the jug on their head... Joe Nameth wins this one. So now it's all about making us think Jamie's gonna go while Brandon promises to poop in his pants ??? Meanwhile, Bj sells out Brandon to Steph and doesn’t puke? go figure. We have to put up with almost endless Brandon and Bj talking in their special language... heck, we even get subtitles for "um" and "hey"!! We finally get to the fire pit and it's all about Jamie and Bj playing the "I want the last word" insult game while Jeff shakes his head in stunned silence. The votes go down and so does Brandon ... Next up, apparently... is Bj. (cue the dramatic music).
Fav Quote
BJ: "f'im 'round Steph fer more n' five minutes, ah'll vomit." right....
When Bj brings Brandon the word that Jamie may go, he's all "hey man... I'll crap my pants, if it works out like that..." A promise which may have contributed to his being chucked out...
Most Memorable Moment
Totally was Jeff shaking his head at tribal council when Bj and Jamie couldn't stop being petulant seven year olds.
Burn Baby Burn
(aka "Tribal Council")
Sings: "you got to know when to hold them... know when to fold them.." These boys just do not know when to shut the fuck up... wow. Jeff can't believe his eyes and personally... this would get really fun if Jeff would just arm those two idiots and get the cameras rolling. There was lots of talk about Jamie having verbal diarrhea and being mean spirited and the typical last minute plot to oust him ... but despite Rafe’s tears, and Cindy's huge diss by Jamie (during the immunity game) they all still cast for Brandon. The Yash all vote Jamie, but that leaves it five to four...
The winner...
Well it ain't the emo farm kid. hahaha...
I'm still on the Cindy kick... :)
Two Things...
~ Rafe is gonna turn on Yash next week... (totally guessing)
~ How fricking pathetic was watching the Yash slave it up when the moved in? WTF they should have all told the Naks to go fuck themselves and play the damn game. Suckers got what they deserved!
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