Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto
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So one of our mutual friends is talking about how the FBI has you in their file if you have a paid account on lj... (or that this is the likely reason for them to have such a record).

This leads me to wonder...
"Self" I say... "how many posts - open for the world to see - have you made slagging The PoopieHead, his cronnies, their decisions and the GOP administration in general???

and yet I still crossed the boarder no problemo this summer to go to New England on our vacation...
Me thinks perhaps... it's a good thing my name is not Ackmed...

Ooooo... that's how the international terrorism organizations are getting past the complex web of protection blanketing the united states...
all the guys with names like Ackmed Abdul Moshabi or Hezpa Al Jamochi etc... are changing their names to George or Dick... Dick Al Jamochi.

Name?
George!
Full name?
George Abdul Moshabi.
Purpose of visit?
Short program at Georgetown on Warhead Assembly.
Oh... so you're student?
Yes sir.
Got any open beer in there?
gulp gulp gulp gulp....
Nope.
awrighti... head on in and enjoy Georgetown... ma nephew went there I think.
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  • shiver

    You know that shiver you get through your shoulder blades and down your back when you feel cold. Maybe you’ve just left the restaurant and you’re…

  • selfie

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