Big Brother 6 Update!!
Where in... questions are asked, evasive non-answers are given, Space Alien Julie refuses to brush aside the hair clump and somebody gets a whole lot richer...
Loser say what?
(aka "The show in as few words as possible")
Hair clump clad with her lower-rib-cage-boobie-bra on, Julie walks us through the whole freaking season. We see 'em all set up and all knocked down and when it's all done, I'm well aware of all the reasons I hate that Beau guy. :) The Jury gets together to act out their undecided roles... Janelle makes a case for Ivette, and James spins his head around on his neck, mutters "your mother sucks cocks in hell", barfs... and then makes a case for Maggie. Beau rolls his eyes, Jennifer flips her hair and then a crazed fan breaks in and shoots them both... oh wait... daydreaming again... Ivette and April come on a tv for the Jury and they ask questions like "why you and not her?" or "what moment defined the game for you?" and other predictable things like that... then they all put in keys. Julie yanks 'em and it comes down to 3 and 3 with only Howie's key left and that one goes to Maggie. Like a silent-but-deadly fart... she slips through the game doing mostly nothing but ultimately playing a good game. Ivette well and truly screws herself out of a load of cash, and looks none-too-pleased at Maggie's win fall. The entire crew re-assembles and Howie kisses everyone... a lot... haha... Kaysar makes his angry face and Julie walks us through some tape of April dissing the entire population of the United States... bwaahahahaha... They greet the final-two, with Eric welcoming Maggie into his open arms... and they embrace. Beau is there, welcoming Ivette, arms wide and she TURNS away from him to hug Eric. (stabby!!) It ends. And two days from now... you'll only remember Howie. Two weeks... and they will have all faded into the blur of past players.
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