Big Brother 6 Update!!
Janelle and her Happy Place
Where in... we are treated to Julie Pom Pom, some live votes, a kick-out, another double eviction week and Janelle flailing around like big spaz... Oh, and we get to see the set up for BB Smack Down at the Sequester House.
Loser say what?
(aka "The show in as few words as possible")
Julie, all dressed up in a sweater with little pom poms all around the edges has got the vice grip bra on again and presto chango... clevage... She can't breath but...whatever. It's all about James and his campaign to stay... Of course, Howie is in on it too... They're both openly trashing one another and The Mouth is all bumm'en on having to say goodbye to her boyfriend. Of course, she's not bummen hard enough to actually vote to keep him etc... April has officially let a little bit of good luck go her head and we have to endure the Friends & Family video segment from the Aprils sorority sisters giggling like bankok hookers, her ugly dog and ... of course her fat husband. "I'm big boned I'm not fat... you want a piece of this?" A piece of what Mat? Your fat? With Ivette almost in the "swing vote" position there's lots of focus on her and her little talks with James, not to mention CLIT making like it's against the Rules Of Maggie for anyone to be nice to James. April, in the Diary Room, says that she and Ivette are just so alike... Alrighty... let's look at that... blonde big boob married stupid straight sorority girl versus Cuban loudmouth dyke that is constantly either angry or crying... Yeah... I can see the similarity. There's a lot of blah blah about James maybe staying... so you just know he's toast – the editing gets soooo predictable. However, we get to visit the stupidly named "sequester house". It's on a pond in the desert somewhere and there's booze. Jen and Rachel are giving each other the dagger eyes and generally preparing to kill one another. I suspect next week they'll both look like they've been attacked by Wolverine. And thanks to another unanimous vote... James will get to watch. The Ho Game was a groovy "roll the bowling ball for points" thing resulted in a) Howie getting the little key and b) Janelle's nipples exploding. K, no really, she was a little excited by Howie's win. Then Julie The Space Alien tells Howie he has to nominate immediately. He noms Ivette and Beau... with a bunch of crap about loving them both so much... when we know that he really only has eyes for Beau and tiny little pooper.
And there was this time... at band camp
Jen, before Rachel shows up... "Rachel? She's prol'y the one I want to see the least..." hahaha...
Jen, watching the BB tape that Rachel brings to the Jury House; "This is great in sooo much colour. It's like a real TV show." Um... Jen... you know there's a tv show called Big Brother right?
Mat: (Aprils fat husband) "I'm big boned... I'm not fat." Hahaha... no really HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Most Memorable Moment
Janelle goes to vote... jeans and high heels. Then she comes back from voting and frick'en flails about as she tries to sit down. She really looked ridiculous there for a moment... well ok, for a lot of moments.
Tactical
One of the "Friendship" is going home... period. If one of the noms wins veto and pulls themselves off... then April or Maggie goes on... no question. Bwaahahaha...
The winner...
sigh... I have no idea. You? Who's going to take home the cash?
Two Things...
~ "Here's my bedroom" says Jen at the Jury house... I was dying to see her show Rachel to a closet and say "here's your room".
~ holy crap... check your tivo... Janelle looked as though she was gonna put an eye out with those things... immediately following Howie's win at HoH game.
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