Big Brother 6 Update!!
Cult Leader In Training
Where in... the Head Ho decides to take a strip off America... somebody talks to their boy friend, gets a trip to the Bahamas... then the mouth with legs (Ivette) bawls her eyes out... and that raging C.L.I.T., Maggie, manages to get the phrase "that would be against the friendship" out again. Um.. did I mention April slagg'en America? Bwahahaha...
Loser say what?
(aka "The show in as few words as possible")
Feeling like "Miss America" (her words, not mine) April doffs her Head Chick crown then grabs Maggie to go and ask Howie and Janelle to "trust them" ... bwaahahaha... Giant Mammary Girl (GMG?) drags everyone to her new Ho Room and gets a lovely diamond bracelet from her hubby – wtf? – and we get to see a picture of her ugly dog. Maggie, the Cult Leader In Training... CLIT for short, lets Ivette know that there's some kool aid with her name on it waiting if she goes against Maggie and whoever Maggie decides is in her Cult.. With Janelle and Howie up on the block, they play a veto game that doesn't include James (gasp). April wins... because she can crawl in the mud the best... but Janelle still manages to win a trip to the Bahamas (gets the combo to a safe). The Cult is desperately digging their collective panties out of their asses over how often Janelle wins things but that's ok... it's Americas Choice Phone Call Home night and Ivette is psyched. Fortunately... America hates her ass as much as I do, and they give the phone call to Janelle too. Camera follows Ivette to the Ho Room and she falls down absolutely bawling and gasping for breath... Meanwhile we're laughing our asses off, gasping for breath on our sofa watching... Consoling the blubbering dyke is too much for GMG to handle so she responds to Ivette by saying, in more ways than one, that "the fans of the show are pieces of shit". Nice... "knock knock knock... Hello... It's me... Clue... won't you let me in... I want to tell you how much America hates you back." Janelle gabs it up with Michael, and clearly imagines riding his tower of power till her hair needs re-bleaching, then, after making us think that GMG was going to burn Janelle's ass big time, she goes and veto's Janelle and the backdoor slams on James. He's up and it's not looking too good for him.
And there was this time... at band camp
"B.U.S.T.O. and busto was her name-oh" ... bwaahahahaa... Howie continues to crack me up... and I don't care if he's a great big goofy immature penis... he's hilarious.
April... reacting to the phone call going to Janelle...
"I just have to question their [America] character!"
"That's not right ... no way... "
"well then they're just stupid."
"If America voted for Janelle then the fans of this show are pieces of shit!"
Whoa there tiger... clearly you're forgetting that you eventually LEAVE the bb house.
Most Memorable Moment
It's a toss up...
~ Maggie pulling Ivette aside to tell her that it would be "against the Friendship if she sides with James"... had me totally seeing Jimmy Jones.
~ Ivette sees Janelle chatting it up with Michael and when it becomes clear that she is definitely not getting "America's Choice" she goes to the HoH room and falls down utterly dejected and weeps. All that was missing was someone dressed in latex beating her with a big rubber hose. Hahaha... sucka sucka sucka sucka... Ivette deserves this... she talks altogether w-w-w-w-way too much smack about everybody else.
It would have totally rocked if Janelle had picked James to play Veto with her because April refused to put up a pawn from her team. Then James would have won, veto'd Janelle and the Freakshow...er... Friendship would have had to put up one of their own. As it is... I was totally surprised that April stuck to her word. She was soooo flipping out that Janelle got the phone call thing... LIKE JANELLE HAD ANY SAY IN IT.
Is there any way at all that they could kick Howie off and keep James? I mean... it's just so much fun to watch C.L.I.T. suffering his presence in the game. Hahaha... grrr... if James goes tomorrow... then I suppose all that's left for me to hope for is Janelle winning. She's won everything else... why not. ???
~ seriously guys... how long does it take to get the clue that AMERICA (aka, the fans of the show) simply hate you. They have to realize sooner or later that they are not loved and respected for their ever-so-precious-cult-like-game-play. I bet Eric can't even watch any more... hahahahahaa...
~ I think the best part was when they started slagging BB for putting the FIX in on the Americas Choice thing...!!!
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