Big Brother 6 Update!!
Teen Girl Squad!!! [:: click me baby... dare ya :: ]
Where in... the teen girl squad and their fag stick it to the horse. Captain Veto rides again, and the incredible shrinking table makes hypocrites of everybody. They play a great game but it's hard to remember because MY BRAIN IS ON A FREEZE FRAME OF APRILS FRILLY ASS!!! Er... and now back to your regular programming.
Loser say what?
(aka "The show in as few words as possible")
The ever eloquent James reminds us that the nominations... just "clear a cot" and it's time to get through to the veto game. April and her somewhat bent nose (check the beginning of your tape, her first appearance saying "I miss Jennifer") goes on a feeding frenzy with Ivette, with the two of them trashing Rachel so bad that I can't imagine her ever speaking to them again ... ever... ever!!! Of course, Janelle continues to insult the crap out of Beau, so go figure. Teen Girl Squad Member "So and So" (beau) gets her room, complete with a picture of Paris Hilton's rat, and the other squad members (Ivette, "the ugly one", April "Cheerleader", and Maggie "What's Her Face") move in with their pillows and some freakish Cappy alter that kinda creeps me out. Howie gets a big honking laugh telling April "Hey, I was only kidding..." (bwahahaha) and then What's Her Face gets to work on Beau regarding her nemesis... James. So-and-So, apparently, asked God for directions, and god told him to make sure Rachel is donkey punched on the way out the door. Clearly he has a special kinda god to talk to. The table finally shrinks and we actually see Janelle hugging The Ugly One. Then it's Veto time. So-And-So picks James, for some reason (perhaps to keep him from helping Rachel or Howie) and Rachel picks April – because April sucks hahahaha – and Howie picks Janelle. Each of them has to do this thing with loading faces into a display that are tied to the bottom of the pool, matching up the original secret partners in the house. It's a lot of work and a race against the clock. While Janelle impressed everybody by coming in second by only four seconds... and while this is James fifth Veto win (making him Captain Veto for all time), none of that matters... because we got to see April compete wearing your grandmothers tennis panties died red. You just know her husband went to work today and had to endure several co-workers decked out in frilly panties. The top of her bikini was nice enough... considering her enormous...er... but still, what in gods name was she wearing for bottoms? Oh, and James did nothing with the Veto so it's Rachel and Howie up on Thursday night.
Fav Quote
"Horseface!!"
"you miserable old hag!!!"
"miserable aging woman"
Just a few of the choice words The Ugly One was sharing with us regarding Rachel. Nice eh.
Most Memorable Moment
No contest... April coming out with those bikini bottoms on and me almost drowning in the coffee I was sipping at the time.
Tactical
So James knew he was not being back door'ed when Beau picked him to help... but he also know that if Rach or Howie were removed from the block, he was as good as up. But considering the amount of negativity being leveled at Rachel, I still think he would have been safe.
Man, that Maggie is a manipulative skag!!!
The winner...
Totally James yo!!! (although, he needs to win the HoH a few times... :D)
Two Things...
~ seriously... how fucking sick are you of Ivette talking about "Cappy"????
~ holy crap is Janelle a fierce competitor or what?
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