Big Brother 6 Update!!
What Would Yoda Do?
Obi-Wan: "Howie, my padawin-learner... he must go Owen Wilson on Rachel's bum!"
God: "No no... no... not yet. First... Ivette must bring her lezbonicness to April!"
Yoda: "Butt Kissers... There are always two... always two!"
Grover: "hey!!! stop that!"
Loser say what?
(aka “The show in as few words as possible”)
April, in mad "butt kissing" mode, continues blowing smoke up Janelle’s ass... and it's almost pathetic. Sarah and Ivette, who literally danced at Micheal’s departure, join April in no-mans land after Kaysar wins head-boy. Kaysar is all about the plot and he begins to sort out the best route to chaos with Howie and Janelle. James lies hard core to Kaysar about not being with Sarah, even after Kay id's EVERY OTHER pairing... Then Sarah lies too but Kay gets her guilt trip going so that story is not played out. Ivette is drawn up in a fetal position for the rest of the show... now that her mouth-the-size-of-Delaware is no longer in a position of influence... so she figures it's time to out herself to April. April, having a direct link to God, informs Ivette that it was divine intervention that she brought this news to her (wtf?). Meanwhile, Howie is drooling over Rachel’s ass, and saying whatever comes into his fourteen year old brain and Rachel is outing their relationship by finding it funny. It's all or nothing for food this week and "nothing" wins as Janelle, Sarah, Rachel, and Howie fail to spell beyond a grade six level. (not that I could do any better! haha) So everybody will be stuck to the roof of their mouths for a week. Howie lets everyone know he's in Jedi training and does his best at being serious about it... right up until Kaysar ruins everything by pointing out that Jedi can't have sex (which I don't necessarily agree with, btw...). Everybody from Camp Eric-The-Crazy-Person tries to get Kay to put up Janelle with promises of safety for weeks but he's not having any of it and he slams Maggie, who he knows is Eric's partner and James, who is in Eric's posse up on the block!!! Thus begins the glory of Eric’s punishment.
"We have to pit groups against one another!! It's gonna be a war now!" Yup... you guessed it... the Iraqi.
"I like Janelle... and I don't like Janelle." April, the Menza, hard at work being smart.
Most Memorable Moment
Howie, saying he was a Jedi, and then telling this to Kaysar... like he meant it. :)
ohhhhh... way to play Kay!!!
James and Ivette (man o'man, I'm soooo not liking Ivette) both deliver the same lines to Kaysar ... which has to look at least a little bit bad, and Eric basically hides all day.
I'm not sure how smart James and Sarah's idea of sticking to their lie is going to work for them in the long run... James delivers some drivel about how his partner-for-the-game had to bow out at the last minute for medical reasons ... and he expects Kaysar to swallow that. While Kay makes like he believes him, I think that was editing. I mean... he put James up!! hahaha...
No flipp'en idea... but Kaysar is looking like the only thinking multi-celled organism in the house at this time...
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