Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
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corto

IAMCANADIAN

FYI...

American children go to school and look at a giant map of North America that shows all fifty states...
and a giant pink blob on top of it with Canada typed over it.

Canadian children are taught and tested on the fifty state names and their capitals in grade four...

So... here's a couple of quick facts about Canada...

In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon Mackenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...

Canadians invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

A Canadian invented Superman.

Baseball is Canadian

Lacrosse is Canadian

Hockey is Canadian

Basketball is Canadian

... but yeah... we're just a big pink blob yo. :)
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