Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto

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gee...

A thong (not the sandel) is not a g-string.

Believe me on this... but those nice cotton "breathing"
tight work out clothes... the pants... the shorts...
heck... even certain dress pants...
whatever, are not to be paired with a thong.
A g-string? sure... but you know those thongs with
the fairly large inverted triangle of material that leads
to a 1/2 inch band of fabric running through the crack
of your ass? Yeah... those... absolutely lovely though
they may be... should not be on speaking terms with
tight cotton pants/shorts.
ESPECIALLY if you're starting with a really nice ass.
It's a no brainer to tell that so-and-so is wearing a
thong... because her ass is all fucked up.
Ass cheeks pushed down and out... and the independant
cheek movement... ever so subtle sure... but it's enough.
Wear a g-string, boy cut, or god-forbid... actual panties.
(note: boy-cut... screams approval...)

I mean... all that money on clothes... all the money
and EFFORT on working out... so you can feel good
about yourself... and you get the added bonus of a
great look'en ass. And then you screw it up with
bad underthing choices.

Note: that thongy look... is best expressed under a sun dress, or in jeans. :)

class dismissed. :D
(do I suck or what? hahahaha)
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