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Monday, May 30



(laughing at self as I made a bunch of faces for the cam shot...) hahaha

oK... Mr. Super Ready... has kids lunches in the fridge... has my lunch in the fridge... has kids clothes picked out for wake-up... set the coffee maker to get-busy on autopilot and actually wakes up on time!!!! So it's a morning of good timing and smooooooth evacuations to school and work. So what happens?
I GET STUCK IN A FUCKING ELEVATOR FOR AN HOUR.
... I'm not claustrophobic (sp?) but dude... it gets fricking hot in an elevator!!! It took them an hour to get a service guy out and he basically slipped me a broom handle and I used it to force open a safety lock, yadda yadda yadda and then climbed out a "stuck half way between floors" thing... sigh. What a pain...
and Maggie... yes!!! "Tank, I need an exit!!" !!!

It's sunny and beautiful today... which only makes sense... because I'm back in an office again today. grrrrrr!!!

wearing
~ green ftls
~ green dockers
~ white t and a two tone green and blue dress shirt and tie.
~ sadly, I don't have a solid colour tie that matches... so today... I clash!
planning
~ Well... I wasn't planning to spend the first hour of the day stuck in an elevator... (freaks out!!!!)
~ all better now.
~ a couple of meetings...
~ a team update and then nose-to-grindstone all afternoon.
~ talk to my brother about my folks 50 wedding anniversary.
~ tonight? No plans... nothing... hmmm...
wishing
~ to send some warm vibes off to kaar. She lost her pet today... a hard time ... answers or no... it's just a hard adjustment.
~ all kinds of good wishing and hoping for sugar-shack... er... nbbmom. May the House Deal Gods smile on you. :D
~ for helena's feet to stop hurt'en... have a wonderful day sleep_walker...
~ and some good wishes to pertinentwires ... just because...


Oh... and [ :: kabala water :: ]... hahahahahaha!!!! HAHAHAHAHA Bastard Squirrel.!!! (omg!!) hahahaha

//
The Mayflower Compact. Loosely translated or paraphrased, worked like this;
"Yo, I aint yo fricken slave boy... get yer hands off me... k'mere... I got some shut-up for you righ here... k'mon motherfucker... go'head... call me your property again... just once..."
"waoh there homie... put the shovel down. We'll sort things out to be all-inclusive when we hit the new world..."
And thus marks the beginning of the US Constitution. For the people, of the people and religion is left out by design. Except, of course, that every Tom, Dick and Harry that held office as Prez after that kinda sucked on the teet of religion regardless. In God We Trust... even though we came to America to escape religious intolerance. \
dum di dum...
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