Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
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Fucking Thursday, April 28


Options: begin with a thoughtful moment
representing my real mood, in which I speak
of darkness, frustration and a general grrrrr
that has me in it's icy grip.
or just say "fuck"
and be done with it.

FUCK

wearing
~ fucking clothes.
planning
~ fucking work
wishing
~ a great fucking many things.

//
~ minute man border patrol... clearly needed to
stem the tide of little green aliens sneaking into
the united states. It's time to put that local militia
to good work... you know... like that famous
militia-man Timothy McVie.
~ oh, you're a whole bunch safer now.

//
Validating decades of research into the feeding habits of the Canucklhead Conservative Shark, we see a clear example of a feeding frenzy brought on by the scent of liberal blood.
Stephen Harper (Leader of the Conservative Party of Canada): "I want to gage the opinions of Canadians and take my cue from them regarding a move towards an election!"
Public Opinion Poll Results Released: 70% of voting age canadians do not want a spring election.
Stephen Harper (Leader of the Conservative Party of Canada): "I think it's important to go out an talk to canadians about their feelings regarding a spring election."
Public Opinion Poll Results Released: 70% of voting age canadians do not want an election before the Gomery Commission Final Report is tabled.
Stephen Harper (Leader of the Conservative Party of Canada): "We need to get out there and determine what Canadians want us to do about an election."
Public Opinion Poll Results Released: 70% of canadians do not want an election called this spring.
Stephen Harper (Leader of the Conservative Party of Canada): "I will force an election as soon as I possibly can... early next month if I can!"
um...

//
did I mention FUCK yet.
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