Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless

quick... right when lunch is settling in your tummy...
Eat an oh henry and try to read several hundred million pages of government RFP.

... and bring a damp cloth* to wipe up the saliva that drains out of your slack jaw after you fall asleep.

... sigh.

*damp cloth... avoiding moist towelette. Going that extra mile to avoid saying "moist" (<--- porno word that landed in the mainstream... and I wont stand for it!)

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