Survivor 10 Updates: Palau!
Survivor: The Pre-Show Review
And... it's off to Micronesia and the island of [:: Paulu ::]. We get to watch not sixteen… not eighteen… but twenty… twenty mostly white folk make like they actually deserve a million dollars for getting skinny and jungle nasty on national television.
This group is, once again, generally unencumbered by body hair, and have teeth that are blazing like the center of the galaxy. er… Except for Willard… his teeth kinda say "Hatrocks and the McCoys". Heir Komondant Jeff seems to be in fine form, announcing in one of the pre-show video's, that "I always keep my eyes on a guy like that." ... after mentioning this guy that survived testicular cancer.
They explain that three of the kids are going home the first night... so the "twenty" thing just kinda seems like a point of purchase gimmick.
Having reviewed the players bio info at the CBS web site... I thought I'd share a few words on each of them before the show gets started.
Note 1:You can catch up on the where and what of Survivor 10 at [:: Survivor Maps ::].
Note 2: No, you did not miss a show.
Let's Meet The Wankers
Angie: Describes herself as anomalous (weird) and considers heckling a hobbie. She's all ink and cats… How whipped will her boyfriend look on "loved one challenge" day?
Ashlee: Oh sure… another hot Mormon chick
Bobbie Jon: a large tan bag of testosterone… with eyes.
Caryn: Super Mom…. Chances are she'll be disgusted with the way the young ones are behaving…
Coby: "License from the Texas Cosmetology Commission…". Flames are shooting out of this guys ass.
Greg: Survivor is just something he's doing before he makes a bunch of Milk commercials.
Ian: Seems like a nice guy… hence he will end up having some horrible flaw.
Ibrehem: He "pursued a degree…" For some reason I'm thinking Animal House and the guy saying "I'm in pre-law…"
James: Dollars to donuts, he has a relative that passed away within minutes of saying "hey everybody… watch this."
Janu: Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl with yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there…
Jeff: Jeff can operate large boats and has a high school diploma. Clearly survivor material.
Jennifer: hahahaha… "school of family consumer sciences…" She has a degree in shopping! Oh my gawwd! I can just see her doing the bend… and snap!.
Jolanda: Oh please. Didn't they do an episode of Touched By An Angel about this woman?
Jonathan: Dude can make Sushi… Finally!!!!!
Katie: um… Katie traveled across the country "… with only a gas card". So many jokes!!
Kim: Killer smart… Miss Ohio… single… teacher… model… fundraiser… geezus.
Stephenie: This Pharmaceutical sales rep enjoys Pilates and is a Female Athlete of the Year. Where the hell do they find these people?
Tom: This is actually Colby… but he had a run in with Dorian Gray.
Wanda: Ah… Wanda. The three hundred year old serial adopter. She'll be a blast.. !
Willard: What would survivor be without a freaky old guy? He's like this suuuper genius that says he's going to pass himself off as a posty.
~Do you see a winner in this group? Go on ... make a guess. I'll pull the guesses out in the review of the second to last show. :)
~ If you're easily offended... you prol'y shouldn't read my survivor updates. Just say'en...
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