Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto

yeah, so I used one of those "Ponds Black Head Sucking Face & Nose Tape" things this morning.
wow... I mean, ick, but wow...
First of all... they say to let it dry until it's dry to the touch... about 15 minutes.
Let me point out that... dry to the touch is just a fancy way of saying
"cemented to your face and your gonna scream like a little girl when it comes off!"
Ok, so maybe not "scream" per se, but it's not a bowl full of jello man.
Second... remember after Mount St. Helens exploded... and they showed the
photographs of the "ember forests"... burnt out, branch-less tree stalks... fields of them...
Yeah, so do I need to paint a picture of the back of that Ponds Nose Tape thing...
and no, it's not like I ignore the cleanliness of my skin.
If it wasn't so hard to ignore the "ick" factor... it'd be pretty cool.

oh... and do you like my new slippers?

Gifts from your children must be worn out... it's like a rule or something.
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  • shiver

    You know that shiver you get through your shoulder blades and down your back when you feel cold. Maybe you’ve just left the restaurant and you’re…

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