I am sofa king sick of Rolex spam I could explode.

It's like the internet version of a slimy dude in a trench coat saying "pssst... dude... wanna buy a watch" and opening up his coat.
Of course, it's the inter-weeeb so the guys probably naked.
Which is just wrong...

Rule Number one: Never buy your watch from a naked guy in a trench coat.

fucking rolex spam.