dum di dum...

see I find it a little disconcerting
and lot weird that whenever I
make fun of gooberish americans
all the southerners think I'm making
fun of southerners...

and don't be alarmed...
I'm offensive but I believe in equality.
I make fun of gooberish canadians,
brits, and the ever gooberish French...
god rest their poor misguided poutine eating souls.


Was it Shakespear that said something like;
me thinks tho protests too much...*



* and I'm sorry if I'm killing that quote...