Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless

dum di dum...

see I find it a little disconcerting
and lot weird that whenever I
make fun of gooberish americans
all the southerners think I'm making
fun of southerners...

and don't be alarmed...
I'm offensive but I believe in equality.
I make fun of gooberish canadians,
brits, and the ever gooberish French...
god rest their poor misguided poutine eating souls.

Was it Shakespear that said something like;
me thinks tho protests too much...*

* and I'm sorry if I'm killing that quote...

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