Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto

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Yea... so when coworkers totally act like gits...
I reach for my head phones and mutter, under my breath...
"white people!" and remember a scene from the Woopie G movie "burglar" with Bob Goldthwait and I smile.

So coworker dude... "Look... you're a white people so stop with that comment!"
Me: "um... no. But thanks for sharing..."
Dude: "what? are you a native?"
Me: "look... you know how a child of a mixed marriage is called mulatto?"
Dude: "oh... yeah..." (starts to look a bit meek about calling me on this...)
Me: "Yeah, well my great grandfather was italian... so I'm a gelato."

White people... sheesh.

Oh please... no, I'm half irish and half hungarian...
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    You know that shiver you get through your shoulder blades and down your back when you feel cold. Maybe you’ve just left the restaurant and you’re…

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