Republican party officials are elated at the
most recent reports from their polling organization.
In a daring move, pollsters jumped into the fray
of pre-election voter mood measurement
by running with the question;
"Will you vote for the democratic candidate?"
Pollsters aggressively sampled the Florida registration
lists and, after two full days of calling, reported their
findings.
Republican party strategist Norm Shoobinackity;
"With a confidence of 99%, we are able to report
a complete negative among the polling sample.
Not a single yes after all those calls!"
