Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto

hahahaha...

a: he's gay and wants to come out to his parents
b: he's gay? but I thought he was a virgin?
a: and?
b: well, you can't be gay until... you know...
a: no actually I don't.
b: Oh come on... how would he know until he ... tried it?
a: So you figure "gayness" is a measure of a mans enjoyment of cock?
b: GAH!!! shhhh...
a: oh relax.
b: Ok fine... But yes. I mean, how would he know he is gay until he's been with a man.
a: I'm quite certain that many sexually active gay men have been with women... probably most during some stage in their lives when they were trying to understand their sexuality.
b: Look... it could go either way... I mean, you never know until you try.
a: So, what you're saying is you could be gay... you've just never had a ride on the tower of power...
b: AHHHH can you stop that? And NO of course not.
a: Well you never no until you try.
b: I have tried... I tried a woman and I was good with that.
a: You know you're an idiot right?
b: No look...
a: No you look... gay is not some choice you make. Bisexual is more readily a lifestyle "choice" but hetero and homo sexual is not some choice that is made the moment you encounter a sexual organ.
b: So you're saying they're born that way.
a: Were you on the fence... waffling between the vagina virtues and cock craziness... right up until you had some tail?
b: No... but... I'm not gay.
a: Yes... in fact, you're an idiot. Are you sure you're not gay? Have you ever had some? Hmm... k'mere...
b: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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