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BB5 Update!!

Big Brother 5 Update!!



Project NFH - No Fat Here
BB5 kicks off this season with a little too much fashion sense and a house full of what seem to be genetically cloned pretty people and the required nods to tokenism. The Black Guy, The Lovely Homothexual, The Goober and The Goth-From-Plan-Nine carry the token-torch but the rest of 'em couldn't find a body hair or tooth decay if you paid 'em in big fat gold nuggets.
 
Space Vixen Julie (noticing her freakazoid silver outfit...) is practically creaming herself as she blurts out big-twist after big-twist... with a little dead-beat-dad revelation and a groove station twin thing kicking off "twist'o'rama". 

Clearly, CBS is working overtime to get our attention and while they haven't represented any kind of age-range or body types beyond the pathetic clichés of steroids and eating disorders, there is little doubt that the show will entertain the faithful.

No really... two weeks and these people are gonna need some home waxing kitsCollapse )
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    You know that shiver you get through your shoulder blades and down your back when you feel cold. Maybe you’ve just left the restaurant and you’re…

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