Amazing Race
Amazing Race kicks off on July 6... that’s a week from this Tuesday.
I’m looking forward to this... :D
It’s one of the few reality shows that is actually exciting...
They have a carefully selected set of "average American" contestants... you know... like blonde twins, dwarves, cheerleaders, and enough gleaming teeth to signal the freaking space station.
Here’s a quick review of this years Amazing Race team line up...
I suspect I’ll be writing a few words about this series.. :D
Alison and Donny.
Quoting Donny’s bio at cbs "He describes himself and Alison as both good looking".
She was the runner up on last years Big Brother. Read any of the [ :: BB4 show updates (click me) :: ], and you’re sure to read something about Alison being skantacular and evil.
Bob and Joyce
Cancer windows, met on-line, gonna show-them-young-whipper-snappers...
Brandon and Nicole
Basically Blue Lagoon... with a bible and a pair of ... er... Texas accents.
Charla and Mirna
An Armenian version of Lavern and Shirley... with five languages. Oh and a dwarf.
Chip and Kim
Chip? Chip? Who does that to a person? The black couple! (note: the only! black couple) Twenty five years together... and you will be sick of them talking within two weeks... You watch...
Colin and Christie
Teeth and hair... she sells drugs and he sells cell phones... by the sea shore... oh puke...
Denis and Erika
He broke off their engagement when she went skydiving naked [ :: and you can see why from this scientific experiment :: ] Dudes... the tea leaves are all about arguing on these two.
Jim and Marsha
A cheerleader and her dad... and the prol’y come with apple pie.
Kami and Karli
Twin (repeats self) TWIN blonde twenty six year old girls with nice teeth. Exactly what else could there possibly be to say?
Linda and Karen
Soft squishy white bread... and they will have opinions about the cheerleader.
Marshall and Lance
Na-yorkers... brodders... an they make pizza... in Texas.
Bricks will, at some point, bounce off these guys.
Ok... so see ya on July 7th.
ps. is there a community for this show?
I’m looking forward to this... :D
It’s one of the few reality shows that is actually exciting...
They have a carefully selected set of "average American" contestants... you know... like blonde twins, dwarves, cheerleaders, and enough gleaming teeth to signal the freaking space station.
Here’s a quick review of this years Amazing Race team line up...
I suspect I’ll be writing a few words about this series.. :D
Alison and Donny.
Quoting Donny’s bio at cbs "He describes himself and Alison as both good looking".
She was the runner up on last years Big Brother. Read any of the [ :: BB4 show updates (click me) :: ], and you’re sure to read something about Alison being skantacular and evil.
Bob and Joyce
Cancer windows, met on-line, gonna show-them-young-whipper-snappers...
Brandon and Nicole
Basically Blue Lagoon... with a bible and a pair of ... er... Texas accents.
Charla and Mirna
An Armenian version of Lavern and Shirley... with five languages. Oh and a dwarf.
Chip and Kim
Chip? Chip? Who does that to a person? The black couple! (note: the only! black couple) Twenty five years together... and you will be sick of them talking within two weeks... You watch...
Colin and Christie
Teeth and hair... she sells drugs and he sells cell phones... by the sea shore... oh puke...
Denis and Erika
He broke off their engagement when she went skydiving naked [ :: and you can see why from this scientific experiment :: ] Dudes... the tea leaves are all about arguing on these two.
Jim and Marsha
A cheerleader and her dad... and the prol’y come with apple pie.
Kami and Karli
Twin (repeats self) TWIN blonde twenty six year old girls with nice teeth. Exactly what else could there possibly be to say?
Linda and Karen
Soft squishy white bread... and they will have opinions about the cheerleader.
Marshall and Lance
Na-yorkers... brodders... an they make pizza... in Texas.
Bricks will, at some point, bounce off these guys.
Ok... so see ya on July 7th.
ps. is there a community for this show?