Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
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Tuesday, June 22...



Ok... as my kids are often want to say... "The weatherman lies"... and damn straight that.
Mrs. Crack Head, Mother Nature, Ten Dollar back-seat-ho-biscuit, whatever her name is today...
has totally disdained me with a day of rain and storms. So much for those multiples bitch.
(I swear... the temptation to say "screw it" and crawl back into bed when the alarm was yelling at me ...
was akin to what I'm sure I would feel if I found Charleze Theron slightly drunk and outrageously horny
splayed out on a pool table telling me she likes the way I smile when I'm looking up at her....
er... wait... what was I talking about?

um... who knows anything about bed sheets... "bed in a bag" ??
I'm guessing the power of "holy crap... look at the size of that friends list" might help...
So go [ :: here :: ] and see if you can help my friend aprilfool29 find what she's after... :D

wearing
~ red stripee ftls
~ dk green dress pants...
~ (looks down... and fucking blue sox... shit)
~ maroon GAP shirt... (prol'y made by 6 year old slaves in taiwan)
~ big comfy warm sweater...
planning
~ "corporate branding" had a few opinions about the way I used logo's on the internal web page... so this morning is all about make'en some new graphics...
~ launch a project to build a new public facing web site for the company...
~ eat more of the Tim Bits in that box on the edge of my desk...
wishing
~ that I get time to write a what-the-fuck-in-your-problem rant about gmail detractors... but I need to lighten up first. :D
~ for a good mood to sneak up on my very sweet friend, sneetches and brighten her day a bit...
~ that little Miss Chrisi-Giggles (gigglecam) has a nice trip to Florida...
~ and for this day to be a day that begins many brighter and happier days in the world of webdiva...

// sorta rant like...

Our local news is reporting a tragic even in my end of town... Bruce McDonald was a 51 year old man with a wife and two kids... the younger son is 12. That 12 year old woke up yesterday morning to find that dear ol'Dad had put the barrel of a riffle against his mothers head and painted the wall with her... and then swallowed a little of that himself. Junior called 911... so someone could come and wash away his parents with a garden hose.

So let me just say... it's a really good thing that our government has elected to spend HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF TAX DOLLARS on building a gun registry because it would have made a lot difference to junior if dad had been paying his $10 (or whatever) annual license fee so he could have the riffle in the house... with ammo... in his suburban community... what with all those wild kitty cats and stuff roaming around manicured lawns and school yards. Oh, and the POLICE would have been so much better off if only they knew Brucey Dry White Toast was packen a riffle in a trunk in his basement all this time.

There are crazy people walking the streets because we cannot afford to settle them in a psychiatric care facility ... Food Banks have line-ups around the block... kids spend freaking YEARS in pathetic portables in their public school backyards... but we can afford to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on a gun registry that will never in thousand years result in a single criminal registering his saturday night special. However, it will make petty criminals out of the thousands of illiterates living in the northern Canadian communities that actually have to be concerned with the possibility that their afternoon will be spent running away from a hungry brown bear.

// ok, done for now.
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