Now... imagine this...
I'm sitting with my legs crossed at my desk.
Crossed, mind you, above the knee so I suppose it's a bit faggy but I'm wearing a capezio shirt so wtf...
Headphones on my lap.
I put them there... (on my lap) when my legs were not crossed.
This is an important part of the story... no really.
Ok... so I'm playing with a little iPaq wireless thing...
but coworker dude wanted it back...
so I give it over and turn back to work.
"turning back to work" involves returning the land of headphones and loud music will I toil away.
So I grab the headphones... lovely Sony v300's (whateva)
And lift them towards my head.
Thing is... when I crossed my legs...
... the cord kinda got wedged between my thighs.... not that I realized this.
Any hooo... just as I'm pulling the phonecups apart so they can straddle my head (stop it!)
the slack gives out on the cord and they snap back...
One hand manages to hold on, while the ear cuppy thing is pulled "snap like" out of my other hand...
And it freaking whip-smacks me in the face like a freaking club.
Today has been brought to you by stupid.
:D