Mostly harmless (corto) wrote,
Mostly harmless
corto
k... so opportunity finally knocked.

you know that quiet in an office washroom that means the stalls are occupied
... and you don't really want to make er... to much noise.

I got to the washroom and there was one stall empty.
Slide in, sit down and take care of business...
Yawning and looking forward to washing my hands and splashing my face when I'm done.
Someone's at the pisser...
and then... AND DEN...
Dude beside me lets go the hounds.
The room echos with his explosive release...
When silence returns, I pipe up with Elvis;
Thank you... thank you very much.
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